Big Whip will stay minimum of three years, unless they win the title in year 2. Plus, Randy made a fantastic CEO decision in giving Whip the Assistant HC title, at a name program. This way, Whipple won’t need to go anywhere else to move up. Until the perfect Head Coaching spot opens up, Whipple won’t have any need to leave.

Question for the hardcore AntonAzucar fans:

What are your thoughts on Randy allowing The Miracle Whip to interview with the press?

The Tasty Zip HAD to have negotiated this into his contract. Randy NEVER allowed Patrick Nix to speak to the press. Probably cause Nix sucked balls. I believe, and this is DenverCane22’s personal opinion, that The Whip will only stay at The U for 1-2 years. He wants and, from what I’ve seen, will become an HC at a big time program or an OC in the NFL.

God I love Canes football.

-DenverCane22

You better watch yourself. Otherwise, people are gonna come into your house, and you know what they gonna say? They gonna look around and go “Ola Hijo. That’s some crazy motherfucking wallpaper, what is that? Jackson Pollock? No, viero. That was José Yero. Got splattered all over his own wall.”

I am definitely fine with that list as well. And you’re right. I should have given an Honorable Mention to Luther Campbell. My favorite quote of his: “Tampa’s crazy… The ladies in Tampa come in all flavors. I felt like I was at Dairy Queen.”

Luther “it’s not a child support payment” Campbell gets honorable mention.