Look at me. Look at me, okay? Technically, I shouldn’t be getting laid with all these recruits, but I do. And do you know why? Because when I’m hanging out with a recruit, that’s all I’m doing is hanging out, talking, listening. I’m not sitting there thinking about how to get in bed with them. And this completely confuses them because they’re saying “Wait a minute. I’m so much better looking than this guy. I’m on ESPN’s Top 150. Isn’t he attracted to me?” The basic principle: We pursue that which retreats from us.
It’s like Butch Davis on the Titanic. He kept saying, “More people, more people.” But Randy was, like, “No.”
Don’t fret Canes fans. Randy has this all under control. Be a Steve, not a Stu.
