(Quit touchin' me you washed up Okie kracka!) It's all about da U!
Former Cane great Jon Vilma was arrested late last night for obstruction of justice after being pulled over for speeding in and out of traffic. Vilma refused to get out of the car, then refused to put his hands on the hood, then to allow himself to be handcuffed, with each event leading to the next. Vilma was quoted as saying, “You have to give me a reason. I ain’t going anywhere til I know what’s going on.” Damn straight, Jon. Don’t let the man bring you down. Question authority. Fight the power. Fuck the norm. Especially when you are weaving in and out of traffic, in ridiculously high volume Miami, run a red light, and nearly hit two pedestrians. Why stand on that silent platform?
Belligerent was the term used by WSVN-TV in Miami. Nice. A belligerent Cane on the football field usually means badassery will ensue, and national titles to follow. Belligerent on the Miami roads, however, and you are getting yo ass thrown in jail. The current Canes need more belligerence.
No alcohol was involved. I feel that fact will brush this one under the rug in terms of how the media usually reports on former Hurricanes in the news. Also, I just want to plug Vilma’s website; it is prettay sweet.
Vilma has already been released, for all those autograph seekers.
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