Nike, I hardly knew thee

Even this fat ass looks good in the away jersey.

Michigan has decided to dump their awesome looking Nike duds for the abboration that is Adidas. Let’s face it. Every college football teams with adidas is a little bitch. Tennessee, Notre Dame, Nebraska, UCLA…

There’s a reason Nike can afford to continue to build up the third world economies around the world with slave labor. People buy it over shit products like Reebok and Adidas! And let’s not argue politics. Sure, Nike is a slave labor loving multi-billion dollar entity. But what do you think all those new slaves were doing before Nike came to town? Knitting for profit? Don’t think so. Nike gives ‘em jobs. Makes ‘em working men (and children). We can only hope Adidas has it in their hearts to do the same.

I read on mgoblog.blogspot.com that Notre Damers are fucking pissed. Adidas promised Michigan that they are their number one college affiliate. That in itself makes me happy, but it’s like being the best senior on the freshman team. You still fucking suck.

You know he died, right?

I’m not a Seinfeld fan, but what is it with women running marathons? Is their self esteem lower than the national average? What I already give them? (2 out of 10, especially for hotties) I’m going to work my ass off for six months, go run for 4 fucking hours, and make sure to tell every single person I know to tell every person they know that I finished. Really? You can’t just do it for yourself? Why do you have to make me give you my support? When I go running, I don’t high five everyone I see in the hallway. I wish I did, but that’s more of a “come see how much I sweat” variety.

Let me know the next time in my life I can be considered a hero for merely finishing something. Hey Tony, you just finished third from last. In five hours. Come get your gold medal!

Side note-I also don’t understand the training. Why do they never run the actual distance again? Just doesn’t make sense to me. Do you study for a test by only learning how to do the first five problems?

I like New Balance because they have width sizes.