This is late to the news but I do what I want.
Larry Coker has always sucked. All the talking heads say how he shouldn’t have been fired. Bullshit. Maybe not Frank Solich. Coker, defintely. It’s ridiculous how only those close to the program realizes how bad it has really gotten. 12-0. 12-1. 11-2. 9-3. 9-3. 7-6. The numbers dont lie. They went from a top 5 program, in stronger shape than USC was at the beginning of their run, and threw it all away so the players could slack off back in 2001 because they hated Butch’s dictatorship. And that shit will work when you have Ed Reed leading the team, and then Dorsey taking charge the next year. Brock “Coach can we just run shotgun?” Berlin? Eh, not so much.
The Shannon hiring is perfect. Bring back the three star recruits nobody knows about. Ed Reed’s only other offer was from Tulane. Tulane! They’ve had one good year in their history. Vilma was a nobody from Gables high. The Moss Bros. were nobodies AND too small. Dorsey was a skinny white kid with no arm. It’s all about the coaching ‘em up. Schiano is a great recruiter, but not a great game coach. Shannon was cheaper. Shannon wants to stay forever, become the next Bowden. (Hopefully.) He fucking pisses orange and drinks it after it turns green. You watch. The Canes will be the surprise team this year, romp the shit hole ACC conference masquerading as a football division.
Michael B. Carcaise’s UF title theory:
The Canes won’t get all the prima donna bitches who only care about themselves. That’s what happened after UF’s first title in ‘96. Same thing with Miami’s run in 2000-02. They sign all the five star recruits, get the best classes nationally, and those players suck shit through a 12 inch diameter straw. They suck huge saggy Rick Majerus balls. Greg Olsen? Ryan Moore, anyone? Been given everything, etc. Why does Miami players do awesome in the league? Because they are the best fucking talent in the nation. But no one before (cracker Coker) motivated them, or more importantly, put FEAR into them.
Now they will have all the Reeds, the Vilmas, the Shockeys. Chips on the shoulders. Ready to rock another conference title (finally) and reestablish Miami as the best football team with no fans at the games.
ed note:Michael B Carcaise contributed his UF/Miami theory, which has no holes.
Side note:
Dorsey played 3 games his frosh year, the year before the Canes were screwed out of a chance to play Oklahoma in the Orange Bowl (and all you washington fans- shut the fuck up. You lost later in the season and your conference sucked. End of story.) I hate playing the what if game, unless it’s about Miami football, who get screwed all the time due to thier own behavior of the 80’s. But if Dorsey reshirts his frosh year, he can play in 2003, when the Canes defense was unstoppable, and Brock Berlin lost both games for them. Thanks Mr. I cant beat out Rex Grossman, and can only play in the shotgun! Then maybe we’re talking three straight title games, maybe two wins. Who knows. Like I said, I don’t play the what if. There’s nothing that I despise more while watching a football game when someone says their team would have won if they made that field goal in the 3rd quarter. How the fuck do you know? The entire outcome after that point changes in the game. There’s a kickoff, the other team gets the ball at a different point, etc. Come on assholes! we all saw Back to the Future 2! Fouth dimension people! But I love hpotheticals.
