Just like the old days. Pippen and the Bulls vs. Laimbeer and the Pistons. Damn, Laimbeer is fat. Ok, yes, we all know he is only coaching now. But come on. Give him a jersey bigger than size 40. I wore that shit in 7th grade. That mofo is 6′11. Moving on. I love how everyone, at the SKILLS competition, still fucking hate the Pistons. Really, they probably are all old, over 50 white males, taking their spoiled high school graduate sons to Vegas for his time to become a man, yay, and still despise Laimbeer and his old debauchery. Good stuff. Nothing like some deep down enthusiastic booing at a fucking all star game skillz challenge.
Pippen needs to come back. Best overall defensive player ever. Should have won the MVP in 1993-94, the first year after Jordan left. That team, with the second best player on that team being Horace fucking Grant, only won two less games (55) than the previous Jordan edition. All true basketball fans know about the Hubert Brown foul. Still, if Pippen wins beats the Lakers in 2000, which should have happened (rasheed, choke, wallace) they go on to beat the Pacers and Pippen etches himself among the best to ever play. Now he is merely thought of as a Sammy Sosa type retread, looking to itch his unscratchable taint before it’s time to go back to his full time job of being lower on the todem pole than Greg Anthony. Ah, now we know why Pippen is trying a comeback.
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