The Cuse!!!

Watching the Syracuse/UConn game tonight, I just want to vent about how much of an asshole douchebag Jim Calhoun is. I’ve always hated UConn; ever since they beat Iverson back in the 1996 Big East Tourney title game when Iverson was the most awesome player to watch ever and I was in my prime viewing age. I now also have a friend, Aaron, who knows tons more basketball than me, due to actually going to a real basketball college. (The Cuse!!!) So him and I trade insider info like Calhoun trades victories for babies souls. He cheats and recruits thugs, most notably last year during the free laptop giveaway Marcus Williams decided to help him run, and I hate his Northeastern cock sure accent. His teams have turned into the Cincinnati of the 90’s, making Huggins proud, and I will always look forward to every March come tourney time when his teams underachieve just like those Bearcats. But last year it was ok, right? Because those shitty George Mason players had experience. It’s not like they had only half the talent? Oh wait, Rudy Gay decided to play that game? Are you sure?

Also, watching the inevitable pregame bullshit between rivalry games, where espn (I OWN ABC!!!) always finds a couple who have seperate rooting interests. Like its the biggest fucking shock in the world that every couple didn’t meet in college and never break up. Fuck off. However, it angered me, just like it did to Mr. Syracuse of the gay couple shown, that Calhoun and Boheim are close friends. That doesn’t make me happy. Boheim is awesome. Went to school there, coached there, only job he’s ever had. Calhoun, on the other hand, is the aforementioned asshole douchebag. It’s like when I read about Tressel showing up at Bo’s wake in the Big House, watching the proceedings while eating a hotdog, acting like he’s not thinking of more ways to cheat and get away with it. But that’s another post.